Mike Huckabee vs Ron Paul vs Abraham Lincoln

Last nights debate brought with it an interesting exchange with Mike Huckabee. While he is generally a nice southern guy, he is still terribly ignorant when it comes to understanding the significance of war. So I had to school him like I did that sly Italian from New York earlier this year. This was our exchange:

That tricky Huckabee made an allusion to Lincoln’s famous “A House Divided” speech. Lincoln thought it was cute to quote the Bible and suggest that A house divided against itself cannot stand. It was just another talking point to the ramp up for war. He was talking about slavery, individual rights and the role of states rights. He went on to say:

This necessity had not been overlooked; but had been provided for, as well as might be, in the notable argument of “squatter sovereignty,” otherwise called “sacred right of self-government,” which latter phrase, though expressive of the only rightful basis of any government, was so perverted in this attempted use of it as to amount to just this:

That if any one man choose to enslave another, no third man shall be allowed to object. That argument was incorporated into the Nebraska bill itself, in the language which follows: “It being the true intent and meaning of this act not to legislate slavery into any Territory or State, nor to exclude it therefrom; but to leave the people thereof perfectly free to form and regulate their domestic institutions in their own way, subject only to the Constitution of the United States. . .

Yeah, this is exactly what I have been saying! — I think? — Never mind, most of you have no idea what he is talking about anyway. State vs Federal vs Individual rights — just as long as I throw the word “Constitution” in it seems to work. That’s how I get away with this. It’s called the Department of Education which I intend to abolish unlike slavery under my system of non-intervention. It’s ironic though. The very educational system which has failed our youth, nevertheless each day breeds for me a new opportunity to actually get elected.

Rock the Vote

An Important Election Reminder for Ron Paul Supporters

Excitement is fleeting.

I knew a Doctor who thought he was the leader of a rEVOLution.

He also led in all the online polls.

He was attracting the youth of America.

He accused his party on voting for the Iraq war when he never supported it.

He was insane.

A powerful lesson can be found here:

Would be revolutions often end as quickly as they start.

Ron Paul’s Revolution Requires No Pants

To all my supporters:

One thing that has become increasingly clear to me is that you guys and gals are just a tad too up-tight. Look at the video below. Stop. Your starting to scare me. This is way too melodramatic. You already frightened everyone over the age of 30. There is not much left eligible to vote. I am like 72 years old and my ticker can’t keep up this pace. All this dooms day talk and revolution stuff has to be toned down because it puts an enormous burden on me. If I was for rEVOLutions what would I have been doing as a freakin Washington insider for 20 years and 10 terms? Are you guys clueless?

Kids. Get a grip. It is just a campaign. Lighten up a bit. I was just reading the RonPaul2008 forums and was shocked to discover the language some of the children use. The sky is not falling. The earth is not melting away. Life will continue when I am soundly defeated in the coming year. So come back down to earth and take a chill pill.

Listen, I have been pulling this chain for 20 years from a cozy office in D.C. and you don’t see me tearing my clothes off, selling my home and fleeing to the Texas hill country. But I will tell you, there might come a day when even I will have enough (i.e. Pres. Hillary). I will give you all a signal on that day. And thanks to YouTube everyone will see it quicker than Jesus returning in all His glory to show you a revolution you had no idea about and were not prepared for.

On that day, I will not wear pants!

Spread the word.