I have felt so marginalized lately. The Texas straw poll didn’t turn out quite as well as I had hoped. Damn media. Come on, I came in third in my own state behind an actor who hasn’t even “officially” entered into the campaign. Worse, it really showed that yesterday’s post was spot on. Only people who previously actually voted for a republican could vote. Well, that pretty much means I’m screwed.
Nevertheless, while there I got a chance to meet many of my supporters. Unfortunately, I was shocked to find out that the majority of them are poorly educated moon bats. Thanks Hugh Hewitt for showing that to the world yesterday.
Interestingly, my most articulate supporters were teen-age girls. Go figure? I am not sure what to make of that. Yet, I am starting to understand why all the male geeks dominate my campaign.
Which leads me to a video my associate just passed on to me. He thought it would be good material for my upcoming speech. Watch it closely, because I am about to really rev up the rEVolution.
Really.
