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Ron Paul’s Revolution Requires No Pants

September 5, 2007 · Leave a Comment

To all my supporters:

One thing that has become increasingly clear to me is that you guys and gals are just a tad too up-tight. Look at the video below. Stop. Your starting to scare me. This is way too melodramatic. You already frightened everyone over the age of 30. There is not much left eligible to vote. I am like 72 years old and my ticker can’t keep up this pace. All this dooms day talk and revolution stuff has to be toned down because it puts an enormous burden on me. If I was for rEVOLutions what would I have been doing as a freakin Washington insider for 20 years and 10 terms? Are you guys clueless?

Kids. Get a grip. It is just a campaign. Lighten up a bit. I was just reading the RonPaul2008 forums and was shocked to discover the language some of the children use. The sky is not falling. The earth is not melting away. Life will continue when I am soundly defeated in the coming year. So come back down to earth and take a chill pill.

Listen, I have been pulling this chain for 20 years from a cozy office in D.C. and you don’t see me tearing my clothes off, selling my home and fleeing to the Texas hill country. But I will tell you, there might come a day when even I will have enough (i.e. Pres. Hillary). I will give you all a signal on that day. And thanks to YouTube everyone will see it quicker than Jesus returning in all His glory to show you a revolution you had no idea about and were not prepared for.

On that day, I will not wear pants!

Spread the word.

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